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Subject  :  Elongated earlobes
Author  :  Vincent Keers mailto:%20vkeers@worldonline.nl
Date  :  12-07-2000 on 10:23 a.m.
Dear Jerry,

Thank you for the novel, my world is completely changed now. I had great fun. All the beautiful rugs I had, I gave away to customers that reacted on my advertisement. SALE 100% DISCOUNT.
People had spent the whole night on my doorstep. Bentleys, Porsches, all lined up in order to get the best rug. I've already seen some of the rugs on Turkotek, Cloudband, but I think time's to short to have long discussions about the rugs. THE INTELLIGENT FORCE WILL COME OUT.

People want to buy cheap? Not anymore, I took good care of that.

Hope you like the cover I made for your novel.

Best regards,


Subject  :  Re:Elongated earlobes
Author  :  Richard Farber mailto:%20farberr@netvision.net.il
Date  :  12-07-2000 on 11:32 a.m.
Dear Vincent,

I am the seventh person to read your thread !@!!! Is that a sign ????@? Are my earlobes growing longer ??????

Reaching up I find that I have hair down below my knees . . . e. e. please . . .

my hair is knotting asymetrically . . .my beard is couched in a Roumanian stich

But I dont know what "elongated earlobes" means.

Do you mean astrolobs ? The pendulam is swinging . . .

let seven times seven times seven read this thread


Subject  :  Re:Elongated earlobes
Author  :  Vincent Keers mailto:%20vkeers@worldonline.nl
Date  :  12-07-2000 on 01:46 p.m.

THE FORCE has it's nails stuck into your earlobes. Feel it pulling, feel your useless earlobes stretch...stretch.....stretch....your chin is getting crushed on your monitor......you hear the computer HUMMMMM......HUMMMMMMM......
it's getting into your system, you see the reflection of your blood stained eyes in the screen....AAAARGH.

"WELCOME MY FRIEND. You're saved!
Now you know why I gave you earlobes in the first place.
You became intelligent.
Pity the stupid, ignorant.
Let them make war, beat up their wives and husbands, we will rule the world from now on and YOU'll worship the THE GREAT ELONGATED EARLOBE.

Yes you will!!!!!!


Subject  :  Re:Elongated earlobes
Author  :  Jerry Silverman mailto:%20rug_books@silvrmn.com
Date  :  12-07-2000 on 02:09 p.m.
Oh, my! I think I've unleashed something that should have remained leashed.

Your book cover art is a little more baroque than I like. The second of my little books, "GOB of Death" has a drop of red blood rolling down a black and white rug.

I'm not sure whether earlobes - elongated or truncated - will be featured prominently on the cover of "Payback's a Bitch." But I'm still open to suggestions.


Subject  :  Re:Elongated earlobes
Author  :  Vincent Keers mailto:%20vkeers@worldonline.nl
Date  :  12-07-2000 on 08:52 p.m.

Dear Jerry. Couldn't you take some more time?
Next time, come a little closer to the screen please. It's more intimate.
I'm sorry you didn't like the cover. I think the elongated nail creatures look like bitches, but maybe you know better. I'll make you a new one if you've joined The Force.
To Baroque?... You'd like it to be more sophisticated? Smooth slick? Modern????? Ooooh Jerry..you still think folks buy books to read? That's really a Baroque idea....No, we'll have to wrap it up in a cover for all times sake. More blood then you can deal with in your wildest fantasy, more toxic then any of us can think of, that's what sells. Did I mention blood??.. Oh, I'm sorry if I did hurt some feelings, you're all so bloody soft hearted. You're all into the civilized killing. But really, I can tell you, there is no civilized killing. Did you kill anyone last week?....Month?......Year?.......
Don't think so.
Maybe it's a nice idea, if we have a nice salon about killing one time...............
It's payback time Jerry. It doesn't have to be a bitch, come closer........ don't be afraid. You'll be more intelligent when I'm done with you, come...come...

That's number two folks,
1.Richard 2. Jerry
Steve did escape, but he'll join us when he comes to his senses. John thinks his positive American intellectual standard will save him, but I've seen his earlobes and I can tell you those earlobes need to be fixed.

It's a messy night, sleep tight,

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